Wednesday, March 5, 2008

QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY WRESTLER?
A: THE GRAPPLING IRON.

Q: WHICH HAND TOOL CAN DANCE?
A: A JIGSAW.

Q: WHAT TYPE OF PUZZLE GETS MISTAKEN FOR A DANCING HAND TOOL?
A: A JIGSAW.

Q: WHAT ARE HIGH COURT JUDGES’ THIGHS CALLED?
A: A LAP OF HONOUR.

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