THE CARBON DATING AGENCY

The carbon dating agency originated to provide a service for lonely hearts seeking partners who are virtual carbon copies of themselves. Since it started last year, the agency boasts many successes including one man who claims he’s met a real diamond. On the other hand, another man complains his partner uses kohl excessively for her eye makeup. In his case, the agency, realising the man is a victim of his own malapropism, have told him to lump it!