RUSSELL BRANDED A BRAGGART! BEEB BANS BRAND OVER SACHS’ GRANDDAUGHTER IN THE SACK CLAIMS, WHICH COULD LEAD TO THE SACK

Bigmouth Russell Brand’s puerile preening about his promiscuity has landed him in hot water with his BBC bosses, along with his sycophantic cohort, Jonathan Ross. Brand’s boasts bested him when Fawlty Towers star Andrew Sachs hit back over the hirsute comic’s claims to have bedded his granddaughter. On a more positive note for Brand, he will no longer need to undergo surgery, scheduled for early next week, to have Jonathan Ross removed from his back.