Sunday, October 11, 2009

///CAUTION!!/// Nation-wide Pandemic!!

AARGH!! IT'S THE EXAMS!! @.@ (O.o I already HAD a nervous breakdown two days ago..) Catchy News Tune* Professional voice* - This just in, according the the Malaysian Health Board, we have a killer on the loose. We do not have much info on this deadly virus yet, but these is what we are certain, the symptoms of this virus include:
a) Increased amounts of studying.
b) Greenish skin from staying indoors too long.
c) Hyperactivity from consumption of large amounts of coffee, particularly from Starbucks
d) Lazy and/or bloodshot eyes
e) Not being online for long periods
f) Refusing to eat and shutting one's self in his/her room.
g) Nagging parents
h) Increased drooling(???)

If YOU have/show any of these symptoms, here is what you must do to avoid spreading this virus:
a) Throw yourself out of the windows at once.
b) Smash your head into your computer screen.
c) Burn ALL school related reading material.
d) Buy a new computer screen and go on Facebook.
e) Sing 'Mary Had A Little Lamb' 100 times
f) Scream hysterically at the wall should all of these steps fail.

Here are some pictures to help YOU better identify the 'infected'





We hope it is not too late to help curb this virus. Thank you for reading.

In short = EXAMS SUCK!! The only way exams DON'T suck is if we do them on laptops!! =D



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