LIES!!!

Stupid kindergarten teacher!! You LIED to me!! How could you!!?? You said Santa Claus would come down the chimney and give us presents!! BUT Santa Claus doesn't exist does he!?? And Old McDonald doesn't have a farm with barnyard animals!! He owns a multi-billion dollar fast food industry!! And I doubt Jack and Jill would survive falling down the hill. And Cindarella would probably have to have her foot amputated after taking a step in her glass shoes.. ==" Stupid kindergarten teachers.. ='( Just bring my hopes up to get them smashed to pieces then burnt.



*This post is 100% sarcastic, so don't take any of it seriously..