Guy: JINGLE BELLS!!! Me: Yay..... whatever

Christmas this year was..... quiet. Who am I kidding, it was just like any other day if not, worse, because I had to thank everyone for their gifts (cash) I had to say stuff like 'Hi Auntie ****, Oh, Merry Christmas to you you too, I'm just calling to say thanks for the present. It's a lot of money!! You shouldn't have. Oh, really? Well, Ben wants to talk to you next. Thanks again!! And Merry Christmas!!!" hands phone to next bro. ......... I'll make a good actor someday, I.... kinda dislike my present... actually, I hate it.. I've been getting nothing but cash for: birthday, Christmas, Chinese New Year (Duh) for like ten years straight.... and it's boring... My younger cousins got toys... I was jealous MLIA?? Guess what? I got $350 this year... yay.... I would be a gazillion times happier if I got something like a shirt.. or a mug (Which is only a fraction of what they gave) SOMETHING THAT'S NOT MONEY!!! >< Actually, after some thinking, I concluded that I'm unhappy because I can't spend it... actually I can.. but my parents never go out anywhere.. except to go eat somewhere far far away just because they saw the place on AFC (Asian Food Channel).. >:( The cash, along with my life's savings is going into my personal college fund because I just found out my parents never made plans for our after-school education... FML Goodbye computer/xbox/new camera/first pair of Converse,etc. I currently have $2500... I've been saving since I was seven... and I never got anything for myself.. and I may never will.. D'x I'm currently reading MLIT - MyLifeIsTwilight (www.mylifeistwilight.com) because I was bored and wanted to know why people (mostly girls) love it so much. I've read until page 97.. Apparently, it has the entertainment value of pornography... (According to MLIA)



There (click to zoom) I have to scroll down very fast every time that add with the fat blond girl in it pops up. It hurts my eyes. Apparently girls there (yes, and sometimes guys) do stuff like:
- Cover every inch of their bedroom (walls and ceiling and sometimes even the floor) with posters of Lautner and Pattinson...
- They get cardboard cutouts of the characters for their rooms. (Sometimes, they also steal the ones from Burger King)
- They read the books over and over again and watch the two films time and time again that they have memorized every thing the person's going to say.
- They dump their boyfriends because they don't look like the wolf or the bloodsucker. They also get dumped if they loathe Twilight.
- They fantasize about going to Forks, Washington
- Get a dog and name him 'Jacob' There's even this girl who made out with her Siberian Husky just because it reminded her of the guy. (It makes the dog I want seem even cooler.. somehow.. )
- Lots of other numerous things..

I found it interesting so I kept reading until page 95.

These are some of the other stuff that I found to be interesting:

- FML - FMyLife (www.fmylife.com) A site where people submit embarrassing or unfortunate events that have happened to them.

- MLIA - MyLifeIsAverage - (www.mylifeisaverage.com) A site where people submit not-so-average stuff that happened to them. Example: Today, I saw this really buff guy dancing and singing along to Party In The USA. MLIA.

- MLIG - MyLifeIsGood - (I forgot the url, sorry) A site where people submit stories of the good things in life.

- Urban Dictionary (www.urbandictionary.com) A site where you can look up the (not always accurate) description of everyday things like names, stuff, countries, etc.
Example : Boys - Animals that talk.

- Unrelated Captions (www.unrelatedcaptions.com) A site where people submit pictures with totally pointless captions in them like.. Example : a picture of Dora the Explorer with the lyrics to Poker Face in it.

- Average Wizard (www.averagewizard.com) - A site about everything Harry Potter. The word 'Twilight' is automatically censored when typed out there xD

- Fail Blog (www.failblog.org) - A site where people post pictures of everyday fails ranging from 'Fail','Epic Fail' and 'Win' There are also some videos.. (If you're worried your mind will be polluted, just click 'See G-rated pictures and videos only')

I didn't get to do the stuff I planned to do during the holidays like do my tuition homework, study, finish writing the book, learn how to write with my left hand, etc. but I did manage to do these things:

- Make a miniature of some room. (It has a piano in it!! ) =D
- Learn the definition of a 'That's what she said' joke.
- Be more random
- Draw like there's no tomorrow
- Think about stuff
- Watch several awesome movies
- Exercise
- Improve my drawing skills
- Increase my knowledge on totally pointless stuff like penguins, wolves, Converse, cars that aren't made here, phones and digital stuff, etc.
- Learn new catch phrases like 'OMG!!! THE SUN IS ON FIRE!!!' and 'Why don't you go back to whore island where you came from!' 'I'll La Push you off the top floor if you don't shut up about Twilight!' etc. etc.
- Fix my bro's phone so I can use it for myself >:) I got his RAZR V8!!
- Clean my room
- Some other stuff that I can't think of at the moment.

etc.etc.etc.etc Well, that's all bb.. Oh, just to make your life more miserable, I'll remind you that school reopens in less than 5 DAYS!!! =) Happy holidays!! (Sorry if I spoiled your day, I was bored and had nothing to do)

etc. etc. etc. BYE =D