Showing posts with label English language. Show all posts
Showing posts with label English language. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

WHAT’S IN A NAME?

Barry Cade was an obstructive bloke, which was no joke.
Saul Bellow, however, wasn’t known as a noisy fellow,
Anymore than a woman called Serena is necessarily mellow.

So what’s in a name?
No two answers will be the same.
‘So and so by name, such and such by nature…’
Is an expression that generalises the occasional nature of names.
Naming and shaming highlights one of the drawbacks of names—
Making readily identifiable those who are to blame.

The use of names has altered due to society’s widespread political correctness,
Making their use more complex like a series of social games.
You can’t call a spade a spade these days unless you want to dig your own grave,
Unless you’re referring to playing cards and say it with a poker face.

If you licked a sweetshop it would leave a bitter aftertaste, which is hard to swallow.
Language, supposedly, contains numerous helpful symbols aiding human communication.
Yet it’s a sad fact that from all the world’s languages only two symbols are universally understood: the £ and the $.

These days, as a general rule, labels are unacceptable.
Apart from when they’re on a shirt’s collar.
A ‘true’ collarbone would increase the weight of certain items of clothing,
Making consumers shirty, perhaps we’d see their loathing.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

LETTERBOX

You can have a letterbox, but not a letter boxer.
There are pillar-boxes and pillars of the community,
While a pillar pugilist does not exist.
It seems certain things go hand-in-glove with other things,
Like the exchange of mundane information that mobile technology brings,
And nuisance calls when the telephone rings.
Other aspects of life are misleadingly named,
So, with hindsight, they can be blamed for creating confusion.
Self-delusion is just an illusion, something that won’t last, like an iconoclast.
Seeing through things is not the same as seeing them through.
Anymore than the expression: ‘through thick and thin,’
Refers to passing between stupid, skinny people.
The ‘thin end of the wedge’ suggests the worst part of something,
But, taken literally, it’s absurd—no one part of a wedge being worse than another.
It is said you can ‘hedge your bets,’ but you won’t find a bookie in any hedge.
To glean true meanings from ambiguous English you must patiently dredge,
And also to assess the validity of what others allege.
 

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