NO MAN'S LAND

NO MAN’S LAND
No Man’s Land is rather bland,
And a negative place to be.
Populated solely by women,
It’s nowhere near the sea.


CULINARY COITUS COUPLETS: A & B
(A):
He made her pant in the pantry,
She made him harder in the larder.

(B):
He disrobed in the wardrobe,
She got her kit off in the kitchen.