Channel 6 - The Fat News - Newest Pandemic - EXAMS

The EXAMS virus has been identified as one of the fastest growing viruses on record and will affect just about every child under the age of eighteen. The source of the virus has also been identified, originating deep inside the Kementerian Pelajaran Malaysia. The EXAMS virus is currently at code 3 - Not so serious, beause the exams haven't started yet. Symptoms of the virus include:
1) Parents nagging at you for not studying.
2) Excessive studying.
3) Malnutrisi due to lack of eating of drinking anything
4) Rashes and headached due to holding books for long periods of time
5) Friends talking about nothing except the pain of studying.
6) Beans tasting bad.
7) Your bag getting heavier
8) The walls(potatoes) of the school feeling like a prison cell.
9) Less homework leadiong up to the exams.
10) Less time online (Example: forgeting to go online to check our e-mail)

If you have any of these symptoms, don't consult a doctor because they are really 10 year olds playing dress up. This virus is terminal (meaning it has no cure) If you do have this virus, the only thing you can do is wait it out, until the exams are over, then WOOHOO!! Can finally play computer/ play Play station/go Summit/go Sunway/ drink coffee/ eat wantan etc.

So stay safe, study hard and stay away from beans, they give you gas.. (o.O??)

WARNING: This news report in entirely based of eyewitness accounts of the EXAMS virus. The writer of this blog shall not be held responsible for any bad exam marks, banning of computer for a month, extra tuition etc. Copyright 2009 The Fat News Channel. All rights reserved.

But seriously though, exams are exams, they are annoying and give you headaches, consume excessive amounts of sucar to counter these effects. Again, the writer of this blog shall not be held responsible for any sugar related illnesses.

And that's all. Tume in for more another day. Sayonara, Bye Bye, have a nice day, selamat Tinggal, BB, You get the message, I have to go tuition now,(SEDIH!!! -.-) bye